lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight
now we wait
she just walked in and didnt even fucking care. didnt bother to turn anything over. just sat on the floor. shes been eating that burrito for 15 minutes
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
i’ve never seen a dog wag their tail so hard
pero ganito si love araw-araw hu ):
idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old
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